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 Post subject: Men vs Women...
PostPosted: Apr 14, 2011 - 10:56 PM 
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Women english:
Yes = no
No = yes
We need = I want
...We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not mad = Of course I'm mad, you moron!
I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ready in 3 hours
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.


Men english:
I love you = Let's have sex
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
...Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so I can have sex with you


I dont know about girls but men :sun: kakakakakakka

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 Post subject: Re: Men vs Women...
PostPosted: Apr 14, 2011 - 11:02 PM 
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 Post subject: Re: Men vs Women...
PostPosted: Apr 17, 2011 - 05:11 PM 
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wow wow wow !! whoever wrote this is a genius =)) =)) the second part made me laugh like a retard hahaha


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 Post subject: Re: Men vs Women...
PostPosted: Apr 26, 2011 - 04:53 PM 
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Haha! Most are true on women

Like this one. :b15:

I'll be ready in a minute = I'll be ready in 3 hours

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