supposed to be Why sh*t happens but making it PG13 for tt.net LOL

RELIGION

Taoism

sh** happens.

Confucianism

Confucius say: sh** happens.

Buddhism

sh** happens, but it isn't really sh**.

Zen

What is the sound of sh** happening?

Hinduism

This sh** happened before.

Catholicism

sh** happens, and you deserve it.

Protestantism

Let sh** happen to someone else.

Judaism

Why does sh** always happen to us?

Agnosticism

What is this sh**?

Atheism

I don't believe that sh**.

Christian Science

This isn't sh**, and it isn't happening.

Jehovah's Witness

Let me in your house and I'll tell you why sh** happens.



PHILOSOPHY

Idealism

In a perfect world, sh** wouldn't happen.

Relativism

What's sh** for you may not happen to be sh** for me.

Realism

No matter what happens, sh** is still sh**.

Socrates

Nobody knows what sh**'s going to happen.

Plato

The idea of sh** happens to be more important than any particular piece of sh**.

Aristotle

sh** rolls downhill.

Descartes

I sh**, therefore I happen.

Immanuel Kant

We can never truly know sh**; we can only know the happening of sh**.

Bertrand Russell

Logically, "sh** happens" is an unproven proposition until the sh** and the happening are specified.

Postmodernism

"sh** happens" is just another form of discourse.

New Age

What sh** happened in your past lives?



SCIENCE

Relativity

How much sh** happens in a given time depends on your frame of reference.

Copenhagen Quantum Mechanics

sh** doesn't really happen until you smell it.

Many-Worlds Quantum Mechanics

All possible varieties of sh** happen.

Big Bang Cosmology

One piece of sh** happening is all it takes.

Steady-State Cosmology

sh** happens at the same rate forever.

Inflationary Cosmology

Boy, that sh** happened fast!

Cold Fusion

sh** can happen in my lab too!

Parapsychology

Guess what sh**'s going to happen next?



POLITICS

Liberalism

sh** always happens to the poor.

Conservatism

It so happens my sh** doesn't stink.

Libertarianism

Everyone has the right to have the sh** of their choice happen to them.

Capitalism

Whoever has the most sh** makes things happen.

Socialism

Everyone gets the same amount of sh**.

Communism

Nobody owns sh**.

Civil Disobedience

I'm going to sit right here until sh** happens.

Ronald Reagan

I don't recall that sh** happening...

Dan Quayle

Pshit hapens.

Ross Perot

Well, y'know, I'll tell ya, no matter what ya do, sh**'s gonna happen, y'understand?

Al Gore

sh** happened faster after I invented the Internet.

Donald Rumsfeld

There's the sh** you know is happening, the sh** you know that you don't know is happening, and the sh** you don't know that you don't know is happening.

Radical Feminism

sh** wouldn't happen if it weren't for men.

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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”
--Steve Jobs

hahahhhahahahah ^^^ so true so true. you make me laugh so hard, i ll go back to l4p and reply like what you did LOL

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“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”
--Steve Jobs